oblakewell:
Viking in a Winter Wonderland.
oblakewell:
When the thermostat's set to 68° but your date's coming over
oblakewell:
When your workout plan is just stand menacingly by waterfalls
oblakewell:
You’re at an 11, and I need you at a 6.
oblakewell:
Exercise? I thought I heard “extra fries!”
oblakewell:
Sis, you are my best friend…that I can never get rid of.
oblakewell:
What do you call a fight between two vegetarians? A beet-down!
oblakewell:
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
oblakewell:
I was attacked by a gang of rogue kittens. Don't be fooled by their cuteness, those claws are lethal.
oblakewell:
I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
oblakewell:
How was the viking party? Pretty Loki.
oblakewell:
Chocolate & Vanilla.
oblakewell:
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.
oblakewell:
Daydreaming of her.
oblakewell:
Someone farted.
oblakewell:
If my avi was real.
oblakewell:
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
oblakewell:
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.