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Do you even week 1 bro? #Coachella
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#Coachella as of right meow
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The sure-fire way to make it into a book is to make the author feel like an "idiot." Congrats @humorcode team http://bit.ly/hc-azn
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Staring out of an airplane, thinking about lonely rocks.
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Holding a dog while wearing denim is standard issue camouflage at Oaks Gourmet. CC @georgiamayking
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Happy Valentines Day to my favorite couple of all time.
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Back when I was a full time ninja. #TBT
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Dear, Broncos - Win for this guy today. I would mean a lot. #TheReal12thMan
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"Wish you were here!" -post apocalyptic Vanna White-
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The Last Supper 2.0
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#Beefsteak courtesy of the devilish @ericwareheim & the angelic @sarahzurell
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#ThrowbackThursday Surprise Birthday edition with @sarahzurell
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Beyoncé Bowles (@simoneshepard) & Stevepin Spielberg (@randalkirkii) #HappyBdayRandal
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Step Brothers 3 starring @ryan_smale & @kylemarvin
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Iron Man? Nay! Thor prefers the company of milk maids & raccoons.
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The eagle has landed.
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Avengers 3... Starring @georgiamayking as Ms. Captain America.
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XX at the Hollywood bowl with my co-pilot @sarahzurell #dontwaitup
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Our shoe game is ridic. (With @imfauxreal @leartistegiselle @heychristiano @randalkirkii)
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Fox pack: @BrittanyFurlan, @Theredheadheidi & Mama Metzger
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#TBT with (my life guru & steel horse cowboy) Papa Darwyn.
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Brothers in Arms. #laweeklywebawards
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Photo
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Go to Kickstarter to witness @georgiamayking's genius in action. PRO TIP: donate or suffer puppet's wrath.
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#ThrowbackThursday Pastel Edition: @CyberGuy live shot at the White House. #TBT
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Getting weird + dropping/receiving knowledge bombs + complimentary shades = #SXSWV2V
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Happy 90th birthday to my friend & living legend Stan Chambers. Stan was the first person ever to cover a live breaking news story. He's seen it, done it & won it all; but his proudest legacy, in my humble estimation, is his family. They don't make role m
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Tight.
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Ticket to Denver, bag of Funyuns & game-face. ✓, ✓& ✓.
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Eye popping.
