Matt Coffin:
Pretty sure the dude who took my order at Culver's was high
Matt Coffin:
Last Christmas is such an awful song, why does it continue to be played
Matt Coffin:
NIPSA up the butt
Matt Coffin:
Is TopGolf really experiencing a downfall?
Matt Coffin:
Read the description, cuz there's actually a description for once
Matt Coffin:
THE BLESSING
Matt Coffin:
Hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps š
Matt Coffin:
What a perfect weekend for extremely loud carpet installers to be working in my hallway
Matt Coffin:
I'm going to run out on a street in a bear suit and my Hillary Clinton mask and block traffic if I see one more stupid beetle in my house
Matt Coffin:
I don't think 8am is a good time to upload to Flickr.
Matt Coffin:
I have successfully forced myself to like yogurt
Matt Coffin:
Time to see if huevos rancheros make feasible leftovers
Matt Coffin:
I finally figured out how to get my TV to stop auto-sleeping after 4 hours!
Matt Coffin:
I have so many Thanksgiving leftovers this is great
Matt Coffin:
Throw your phones in the ocean so that AI can't track you
Matt Coffin:
Sleepy Eye Sleepy Eye
Matt Coffin:
I haven't gone out in a month, you're just gonna get old stuff that I've neglected to upload.
Matt Coffin:
It's never too early for Christmas music
Matt Coffin:
I love trolling bars by playing awful songs on TouchTunes
Matt Coffin:
Brain nerd. Brain nerd? Brainerd.
Matt Coffin:
Bone-in skin on chicken thighs are a great budget cooking option, just an FYI
Matt Coffin:
Yes the train was moving
Matt Coffin:
Do you see the northern lights in your head when you have a migraine?
Matt Coffin:
Castle Danger > Castle Rock
Matt Coffin:
I have never gotten the same kind of prescription container twice from my pharmacy
Matt Coffin:
I might regret buying cheese in bulk. We'll see.
Matt Coffin:
Look at me Iām a retard on a Dino cause I love Dinos just like the other retarded little boys. Poor me sad my family hates me cause of what I love.
Matt Coffin:
I'm gonna sneak an ABBA song into my hockey playlist
Matt Coffin:
Oh hay there
Matt Coffin:
I totally thought it was Monday until my alarm didn't go off
