CatchphraseDan:
This here fella feels like he's got arrows in his head and sparrows in his bread - he's recovered from New Year's Eve and he's ready for a warm mug of Tang!
CatchphraseDan:
Hey it's 2015! When did that happen?! This guy is so excited that he's fashioned himself a flag hat to hoot and holler all about it! Have a #2015 that's all kinds of awesome! #happynewyear #newyear
CatchphraseDan:
This here goober is so excited that a new year is here that his eyes are boggling all over the gaff! Keep them peepers under control you darn goober - it ain't New Years just yet!
CatchphraseDan:
Woah Nelly - the boggle eyed mon has got himself some slick new lines and a fancy set of bootlaces! You better tie those boots on real tight, it's gonna start raining snowmen any second!
CatchphraseDan:
It's a chilly Monday afternoon and this here boggle eyed mon is watching Bedknobs and Broomsticks and eating oranges. Calm down fella, it ain't New Years just yet!
CatchphraseDan:
Look - it's a giant A3 #moleskine ! Santa dropped this fella over just the other day - what a marvellous chap. The only problem is that he's too neat and clean and he don't feel pretty no more. Don't worry little guy, when the shedquarters thaws out we'll
CatchphraseDan:
It's nearly Christmas Eve and this guy is so excited that he's wearin' a colander of noodles. Quit scratchin' at my advent calendar boy - those chocolates are MY chocolates!
CatchphraseDan:
I found a fancy elephella in my #moleskine - he shared his beer but he won't share his scratchings. Come on elephella just give me one!
CatchphraseDan:
I buy the #adventuretime kids magazine cos I'm cool as heck - and this issue is even cooler and heckier! It's got a comic by @thatlukeperson - what a marvellous chap! #lukepearson
CatchphraseDan:
I just found this little fella on my phone from when I was in #paris - I was roaming around the Bastille when this guy tried to steal my lunch. Get outta my knapsack you ne'erdowell! #lego #stormtrooper
CatchphraseDan:
Man this guy is super psyched about Christmas. He's been smilin' this eerie smile for 3 days now - what a creep!
CatchphraseDan:
This guy has been hootin' and hollerin' all day and I don't know why. Why are you hootin' and hollerin' man? WHY?!
CatchphraseDan:
I was just getting amongst a bag of prawn crackers when this guy hobbled on by and threw me a shape. Don't you be throwing shapes in here Sir - we've got low ceilings!
CatchphraseDan:
Hey it's Hick Jimmy Joneson! I stumbled across this here guy again when I went a rummagin' through my desk. He ain't much a backgammon player but he sure knows how to brew some Tang!
CatchphraseDan:
These here ears are Monday mornin' ears - what a scene!
CatchphraseDan:
It's a cold Sunday so I've been colouring in some ears to keep warm. Paint them ears, Jimmy - it ain't gettin' no warmer boy!
CatchphraseDan:
#tbt I just found this here doodle in my drawer - he was wigglin' and a wrigglin' like you wouldn't believe. Would you? WOULD YOU BELIEVE?! I've been all kinds of busy working behind the scenes on some awesome stuff that kicks off in 2015 so keep them eye
CatchphraseDan:
Woah there Jengus - Boris the Hot Air Baloogle is getting all up in this guys mix. You better hope for some downwind there Boris - what a scene!
CatchphraseDan:
I'm just about to jump feet first into a #lordalmighty #yakimaipa - Chief La-Hoom can reel his chin right in!
CatchphraseDan:
I had myself a packet of rice and 2 bananas for lunch, so this here guy came sniffing around to see what he could get. Get your paws off my rice boy - this is my rice! Get! GET!
CatchphraseDan:
Postlady Doris delivered this here #mathematical thing too - if you need me I will be in a tree somewhere. Just coax me down with toast or shake me loose with a stick.
CatchphraseDan:
Look what Postlady Doris brought to me today - I'm never gonna be productive ever again am I?
CatchphraseDan:
It's an 'orrible foggy morning so Coconut Man has nipped over to to hoot and holler at things to cheer everybody up. What a marvellous chappy - all he needs to do now is get some pancakes on the go and his job will be done!
CatchphraseDan:
This is Boris, the Hot Air Baloogle - he's been floating around my living room since lunchtime. Come on Boris, leave me be - I ain't got no more malteasers for ya!
CatchphraseDan:
These here ears are Saturday afternoon ears. They've been listening to more Black keys than you could fit in a bag of spanners. They crawled into my computer and now I'm gonna make em feel pretty like pretty little ears should feel.
CatchphraseDan:
#tbt this here guy is standing up proud and lookin' far out to the morrow. He's probably thinking "you know what Jeremy, maybe Denise was right about you -maybe you didn't leave the oven on at home after all." #throwbackthursday
CatchphraseDan:
#tbt I found this here onion-faced fella lurking in my drawer so I fished him out and gave him a job. He's always on time and brings me apple juice every other Wednesday - good show! #throwbackthursday
CatchphraseDan:
These here ears are Wednesday lunchtime ears - they've been wearing bow ties and doing Tae Bo all over the shop!
CatchphraseDan:
These here ears are Tuesday lunchtime ears - they can't hear a thing but they sure know how to tell a man from a half-man, half-hat. What a magnificent scene!
CatchphraseDan:
These ears are Monday morning ears - they ain't too good at hearing but they can smell out a porcupine from 3 miles away! Get them porcupines off my land - I won't tell em again!
