100% Soft:
That time I took a #bubblebath with the #grimreaper. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I ate some #pizza with a bag full of #vipers. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I rode a #bird to the #DMV. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I escaped the #volcano on a #dinosaur. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I was rolled into #sushi and eaten by an #octopus. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I conducted the National Egyptian Burger & Milkshake Orchestra. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I traveled the #cosmos searching for the elusive #space #taco. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I came in 2nd place at the 34th Annual #Jellyfish #Rodeo. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I spent a #year #lost at #sea on my #pizza #boat. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I was a #centaur and procured a degree in #feline #law. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I sent a #fax of myself to a #wild #moon #deer. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time #robocop sold me into the dreaded #raccoon #cupcake #slavery ring. #tbt