100% Soft:
Attack of Burger Crab & Pizzasaurus
100% Soft:
The Bad Guys, Villains, Miscreants & Low-lifes Campout
100% Soft:
Everything is Tight
100% Soft:
Shaun of the Dead - Don't Say The Zed Word
100% Soft:
That time #robocop sold me into the dreaded #raccoon #cupcake #slavery ring. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I sent a #fax of myself to a #wild #moon #deer. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I was a #centaur and procured a degree in #feline #law. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I spent a #year #lost at #sea on my #pizza #boat. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I came in 2nd place at the 34th Annual #Jellyfish #Rodeo. #tbt
100% Soft:
You All Everybody
100% Soft:
That time I traveled the #cosmos searching for the elusive #space #taco. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I conducted the National Egyptian Burger & Milkshake Orchestra. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I was rolled into #sushi and eaten by an #octopus. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I escaped the #volcano on a #dinosaur. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I rode a #bird to the #DMV. #tbt
100% Soft:
That time I ate some #pizza with a bag full of #vipers. #tbt
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That time I took a #bubblebath with the #grimreaper. #tbt
100% Soft:
X-Men: Days of Future Past
100% Soft:
A Real Hero
100% Soft:
Happy National Pancake Day
100% Soft:
Good Morning, Mr. Breakfast!
100% Soft:
Be Excellent To Each Other
100% Soft:
Gruß vom Krampus!
100% Soft:
Ode To My Chemex
100% Soft:
"Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on top so we could pipe in some music."
100% Soft:
Alternate Eli Cash from The Royal Tenenbaums Print
100% Soft:
"Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days."
