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Madness
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"Helensburgh Rats Fear"
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How to devalue the word "horror" - 2
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How to devalue the word "horror" - 1
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lingu[i]stic shift
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hounded from home by squirrels
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the normal state of existence
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selling papers
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why, did they order moles?
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An exercise in futility
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Rubble Shock For Shoppers!!111!!
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this really happened
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how can you refuse?
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I don't even know how to begin explaining this one.
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no, they really said that
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I'm surprised this isn't national news
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in tatters
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I recommend hydrogen alpha regions
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oo-er
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later, there will be a probe into this rumpus
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big prizes!
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Ah ha ha ha ha! You're kidding, right?
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still there
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meanwhile, back in Scotland...
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thankfully these two stories are not related
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on a cheerier note
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alternative configuration
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just another week in Helensburgh
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you realise this means war?
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helensburgh advertiser
