CHEEZMAN:
Here we enter the grounds. A battle is raging nearby. Of it we are blissfully ignorant, for now.
CHEEZMAN:
The little drummer boy, Augustus Gloop, unaware of the danger that surrounds him. Would he survive the day?
CHEEZMAN:
A would-be warrior's ardor is dashed by the bar maid telling him "nein, you cannot remove your shirt in here." Nor, dude, should you.
CHEEZMAN:
Here it appears a young female soldier was blasted up the ass of her friend by a land mine. The true story may never be known
CHEEZMAN:
This poor young man. Whether he was overcome with grief or wretching over the horror, we could not know. No one had the courage to go up and ask him