Zach: Mop.
Zach: Shave! Get a haircut!
Zach: me
Zach: I am not Jeffrey Zeldman.
Zach: me
Zach: me
Zach: me
Zach: me
Zach: Donnie Drunko
Zach: glamour shots
Zach: Hairdo'd
Zach: strike a pose
Zach: Surprise!