Ed Yourdon: It takes a while to spot the white t-shirt...
Ed Yourdon: Homeless woman
Ed Yourdon: People should be grateful that it's only the dog peeing on the hydrant, and not me ...
Ed Yourdon: I used to buy a dozen roses when I went by here, but then I realized I had no one to give them to …
Ed Yourdon: Once upon a time, I thought that I wanted *three* of these kids. I must have been out of my mind ...
Ed Yourdon: My mom disappeared into this wall of flowers, and she hasn't come out...
Ed Yourdon: Why are you laughing at my dress, Andrew? It's *very* stylish!
Ed Yourdon: I know that guy is looking at me. How could he *not* look at me?