Ed Yourdon: Holy cow! I've just been nominated for Miss America!
Ed Yourdon: I know you like to watch me from your apartment window, Joey … but I'm *freezing* down here!
Ed Yourdon: I used to jog *completely* naked, Jonathan, and it was very liberating … but then I got arrested.
Ed Yourdon: Would you please stop that, Annie? Now the dog wants to skip, too!
Ed Yourdon: Around here, everyone carries a flower-pot on their head...
Ed Yourdon: What on earth was I thinking when I put on a purple shirt?