Ed Yourdon:
Don't mess with a girl in cowboy boots...
Ed Yourdon:
I thought you were serious when you told me to choose between you and the dog, Susan. I made my choice...
Ed Yourdon:
You're in trouble now, Bowser: Dad just texted me to say that the pet store is out of everything but the really crappy dog-food...
Ed Yourdon:
You look just like my cousin Seamus - and the last I heard, he was setting off bombs in Belfast. I think I better call the cops...
Ed Yourdon:
You want me to tell you what "Holy Name" means? Honey, I don't have the faintest idea ...
Ed Yourdon:
You think I'm grumpy? Wait til you meet the rest of my family!
Ed Yourdon:
Nobody minds this outfit here on the street - but you should see how they react when I'm in the office
Ed Yourdon:
What did these people do before there were cell phones?
Ed Yourdon:
I know he looks a little different, kids, but he's part of the family now...
Ed Yourdon:
Don't you lie to me, Hector! I see you lookin' at that other woman over there. And she's lookin' at you, too ...
Ed Yourdon:
Some day, when I grow up, they're gonna put ME in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame….
Ed Yourdon:
Ooh ooh ooh! This is the best music I've ever heard!
Ed Yourdon:
Thanks, Miguel -- but I'm your sister! Why are you getting me these flowers?
Ed Yourdon:
The amazing life of Jesus Christ
Ed Yourdon:
I'm a bicycle messenger. Some of us are pretty classy.
Ed Yourdon:
OMG! Jeremy says that if I don't get home in 13 minutes, he's going to watch the season finale of "Homeland" without me!
Ed Yourdon:
Mom, you gotta trust me on this. He's the one. Don't ever let him go.
Ed Yourdon:
I don't know why, but that man really creeps me out ...
Ed Yourdon:
Boss, I've been watching him for an hour, just like you told me. Are you sure he's a CIA spy?
Ed Yourdon:
I have just one question for you - will you marry me?
Ed Yourdon:
Actually, I hate math - but the t-shirt is a great chick magnet. The girls all want to know if I can recite π to a hundred places. Of course I can!
Ed Yourdon:
You did *what*? You sold *my* dog?
Ed Yourdon:
You can't hide from me
Ed Yourdon:
It's amazing how the girls fall for a guy with a lacrosse stick ...
Ed Yourdon:
This is just a piece of paper. You can't do this to me on a piece of paper.
Ed Yourdon:
My husband and kids are crazy about photography. I just try to pretend I don't know them...
Ed Yourdon:
I know you're not rich. And I know you're not famous. That's *exactly* why I love you!
Ed Yourdon:
Oh, Lord, what do I smell? Is it pizza? Oh, yes, it *is* pizza! Could it be … could it be ... Delicious Pizza?!? Ohhhh … I can't stand it!
Ed Yourdon:
Shhh … don't tell Mama: there's a mean old dog right next to me, and she won't believe what he did to my pants!