Ed Yourdon:
What? Why do you care which hand I'm holding my phone with, or which ear I'm using to listen to you?
Ed Yourdon:
I can see you up there, pointing that camera down at my cute little dog and me ...
Ed Yourdon:
If you've got a whole bag full of lollipops, I don't understand why you won't just give me one!?!
Ed Yourdon:
There's gotta be an easier way to get home from the office ...
Ed Yourdon:
Please don't talk to me right now, Nathan - your teacher is sending me a text message that says I'm a bad Mommy ...
Ed Yourdon:
I keep hoping I'm going to meet the perfect girl out here … but all the cute girls skate away from me as fast as they can!