Ed Yourdon:
You think he looks stupid, right? Who cares - I got myself a guy who made $100 million in a hedge fund last year...
Ed Yourdon:
I know it's hard to believe, but if I let go of this leash and yell, "Dinner!" … well, that woman up there will be nothing more than a memory...
Ed Yourdon:
Sometimes I think I should just let go ...
Ed Yourdon:
George, did you ever notice that we're the only people in this neighborhood who still smoke?
Ed Yourdon:
Calm down, Mom - it's not a real dog!
Ed Yourdon:
Reading the paper
Ed Yourdon:
How come my hair-dresser doesn't make my hair look like hers?
Ed Yourdon:
You should see what I wear when I've been a bad girl...
Ed Yourdon:
When I listen to my music, nothing else really matters...
Ed Yourdon:
If you guys had worn boots, you wouldn't have those rocks and things in your shoes!
Ed Yourdon:
I think we lost one of our kids … I wonder if he wandered into the store here.
Ed Yourdon:
I think someone is following me ...
Ed Yourdon:
This is more fun than … well, it's certainly more fun than any of my stupid boyfriends!
Ed Yourdon:
Jeremy, you can wear anything you want … but it's just not fair that you didn't get us a big fancy hat like yours!
Ed Yourdon:
Last time I stood like this on the corner, the guy on the ladder jumped into the trash can. Let's see what happens this time …
Ed Yourdon:
Like the colors? I picked them myself!
Ed Yourdon:
Of course I know the dance step, Jeremy. Could you record it and send it to my agent?
Ed Yourdon:
It may not be Paris, but New York City does have its romantic moments...
Ed Yourdon:
I never did like being a short person...
Ed Yourdon:
OMG! There's a naked man over there, running up the street in this freezing-cold weather!
Ed Yourdon:
Hair in the wind
Ed Yourdon:
If you had sneakers like these, you'd be beautiful too
Ed Yourdon:
These are my paintings. Wanna buy one?
Ed Yourdon:
Who says New Yorkers aren't friendly?
Ed Yourdon:
Yes, it's a funny hat - but at least the crazy taxi drivers can see me clearly!