Ed Yourdon:
Sometimes I ask myself, Mom, "What does Lady Gaga have that I don't have?"
Ed Yourdon:
It's actually a little chilly without a jacket … but I just can't help myself.
Ed Yourdon:
It takes me all afternoon to get through the paper, so I really appreciate the sunshine...
Ed Yourdon:
Thank you *so* much for this new purse
Ed Yourdon:
All of this news is so depressing … I can see why all the kids are reading comic books.
Ed Yourdon:
I'm being followed by a strange man with red sunglasses!
Ed Yourdon:
Everything's perfect, except this one damn sock
Ed Yourdon:
My computer says that one kid gets *all* of this crap for Christmas!
Ed Yourdon:
Why do I always end up holding everything?
Ed Yourdon:
I'm just a tourist here in New York, and I don't trust you. You look like you could be one of those really bad people we keep hearing about ...
Ed Yourdon:
I guess you don't think the joke is quite as funny as I do ...
Ed Yourdon:
Paris? You wanna have dinner in Paris? Tonight? Henri, they don't fly the Concorde to Paris any more ...
Ed Yourdon:
My daughter cannot survive for five minutes without checking her text messages...