Ed Yourdon:
No, I'm not gonna have a race with you. You're too damn competitive!
Ed Yourdon:
I wonder if it would be okay if I went up and asked her for a date ...
Ed Yourdon:
Dude, I've been meaning to ask you for weeks now: what's with this hat-turned-sideways thing?
Ed Yourdon:
Okay, you're a little wobbly. But don't worry about it, okay?
Ed Yourdon:
Of *course* the guys are staring at you -- what did you expect?
Ed Yourdon:
I've been standing here for 10 minutes, and this skateboard hasn't moved an inch. Isn't there supposed to be a motor on it?
Ed Yourdon:
I do believe we're the two most beautiful women out here jogging today. In any case, we're certainly the most colorful...
Ed Yourdon:
I need to get a more fashionable jogging t-shirt
Ed Yourdon:
Honey? I got a flat tire - can you drive down here and pick me up?
Ed Yourdon:
The problem with hip-hop music is that it makes me run too fast...
Ed Yourdon:
This would be so much better if I had a girlfriend to go jogging with...
Ed Yourdon:
Honey, I love you very much - but I just don't like having all this pink stuff on my bike
Ed Yourdon:
I always remember my iPod. Why can't I remember my earphones?
Ed Yourdon:
I lost 45 pounds on the NutriSystem diet, and I can't even get them to put me in a TV commercial. All they want is sexy girls in bikinis...
Ed Yourdon:
I should probably turn off my music and pay more attention to the scenery...