Ed Yourdon:
When I'm home, Mom doesn't let me put my feet up on the chair
Ed Yourdon:
We're really good friends, but we don't like to talk to each other when we're eating...
Ed Yourdon:
You got a pet iguana? And you let it sleep in your bed? No way! C'mon, tell me that you're joking!
Ed Yourdon:
I told my wife I had to work in the office all day today; if she finds out I spent the day relaxing in the sun out here, she'll kill me ...
Ed Yourdon:
I've been sitting here for two hours now, waiting for my boyfriend to show up. I'm about to give up and go home...
Ed Yourdon:
Remember all those times when you told me you hadn't seen your father in ten years? Well, have I got a surprise for you: he's sitting right behind you!
Ed Yourdon:
Hi, Mom. I'm having lunch out here in Bryant Park with my stupid friend Alice. She told me it would be warm out here today.
Ed Yourdon:
Yes, Mom, I put my feet up on the chair. No one noticed. No one cares. So I don't care if you disapprove - I'm not going to put them down
Ed Yourdon:
I've got a camera, too!
Ed Yourdon:
Look at this guy I just photographed! Isn't he the dreamiest guy you've ever seen?
Ed Yourdon:
Okay, fellas, we got her surrounded. She's got popcorn in that bag, so let's pounce!
Ed Yourdon:
Dear Bobby: there's this fabulous blue trash can I want to bring back to my college dorm. Could you come help me?