Ed Yourdon:
Maxine, I don't understand: if it's sunny outside, how come you're wearing big rain boots?
Ed Yourdon:
If we're so cute, how come we have to wear these short shorts to attract the boys?
Ed Yourdon:
Mayor Bloomberg? You've really got to do something about these pigeons -- they're pooping all over the pavement here!
Ed Yourdon:
Daddy, you know how important fashion is to me - how can you expect me to walk around with a green iPhone? Can't you get me one in gray, or black?
Ed Yourdon:
Gawd, this stuff is disgusting! I think it would be easier to just let myself get fat ...
Ed Yourdon:
So I've got this blind date, and I told him to meet me in the Square, and look for the girl with the funny red Crocs ...
Ed Yourdon:
I'm tellin' you, girl, *nobody* has got stockings like ours!
Ed Yourdon:
I'm gonna follow that girl with the green shades. She looks really interesting!
Ed Yourdon:
No, I am not @so_you_know
Ed Yourdon:
Well, the colors don't quite match ... but they're close enough, right?
Ed Yourdon:
I don't think it rains this much in London...
Ed Yourdon:
I hate polka dots. I really, really, *really* hate polka dots
Ed Yourdon:
Heh. Everyone is looking at my boots, and nobody is looking at my tummy.
Ed Yourdon:
I'm trying to dance to this song, but it's just too fast for me ...