Ed Yourdon:
Uh, oh ... this isn't good, Maria: that's my Dad standing over there, and he's pointing at how short my skirt is...
Ed Yourdon:
All I want to do is take a picture of that obelisk in the middle of the square ... but it looks like everyone else is pointing their cameras at *me*!
Ed Yourdon:
I know, I know ... you just can't help watching me...
Ed Yourdon:
Omygod, Margie! I think that's our granddaughter!
Ed Yourdon:
Check out the boots. Are these cool, or what?
Ed Yourdon:
How come we both got text messages from the same guy? He wants to have drinks with me at 7 o'clock, and then dinner with you at 9 o'clock. You just can't trust these Italian men...