Ed Yourdon: Next time you try to put me in that oversize panini-maker, I'm gonna bite your head off!
Ed Yourdon: Russian girls in fishnet stockings shouldn't walk in the street. It's just not right...
Ed Yourdon: Hi, grandma, it's me ... hey, would you mind if I came down to Florida and spent the rest of the winter with you?
Ed Yourdon: What?!? Microsoft's stock price dropped $10? Is Windows 7 *that* bad?
Ed Yourdon: You really think I'm pretty enough to take my picture?
Ed Yourdon: I hope you know where we're going - I can't see a thing with these sunglasses.