Ed Yourdon:
Mystery man #1
Ed Yourdon:
Girl with orange hair
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I've got every credit card the world has ever seen, but I can't find my subway MetroCard
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Homeless and cold
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I thought I was listening to music on my iPod, but what I got is Sarah Palin telling me why I should vote for her in 2012... did I end up in Alaska somehow?
Ed Yourdon:
I thought you said it was going to be a warm, sunny day today!
Ed Yourdon:
I'm so cold that I've forgotten how to count on my fingers
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Long hair. Period.
Ed Yourdon:
I don't recommend skiing in Vermont anytime after Easter weekend...
Ed Yourdon:
If you're another one of those health nuts who wants me to go on a diet, I'll strangle you with my own bare hands!
Ed Yourdon:
... seven, eight, nine, ten. Thank God -- my toes are all still here!
Ed Yourdon:
Oh, come on, Mary - it doesn't smell that bad... It's the same perfume that Lady Gaga wears!
Ed Yourdon:
Think of it this way, Mary: rainy weather gives us an excuse to wear these sexy rain slickers
Ed Yourdon:
You think these gals gave me a second look when I wore *my* bright-blue Wellies? Nope: I might as well have been invisible...