Ed Yourdon:
We stand so close together, but we are so far apart
Ed Yourdon:
I am lookin' right at you, babe, and I simply don't believe what I see
Ed Yourdon:
Damn! No matter how fast I am, I just cannot catch up to that babe on the bicycle! I'm an embarrassment to the "Broadway Bomb."
Ed Yourdon:
Okay, everyone, take a look: The sexy babe with the 6-inch heels is with *me*, not you!