Ed Yourdon:
Our kids know that we're ignoring them when we call someone on the cell phone after telling them we'd take them to the park
Ed Yourdon:
We can't resist the temptation to read our email, even when we intended to bask in the sun
Ed Yourdon:
We may be a couple, but we don't have to pay attention to each other when we're on our cellphone
Ed Yourdon:
A couple without cellphones is more connected than a couple *with* cellphones
Ed Yourdon:
We keep our cellphone in our hands when we're waiting for our boyfriend
Ed Yourdon:
We really do ignore our pets when we use our cellphone
Ed Yourdon:
We ignore the people who love us, in order to carry on conversations of dubious relevance
Ed Yourdon:
We pay no attention to crazy old guys with cameras when we're walking down the street with our cell phone
Ed Yourdon:
We *really* don't pay attention to crazy old guys with a camera when we're concentrating on our cellphone messages
Ed Yourdon:
Even when you can't see what we're holding, our body language tells you that we're talking on a cellphone
Ed Yourdon:
I am so oblivious when I'm reading text messages on my cellphone that you could dance naked in front of me (but please don't!)
Ed Yourdon:
We stand so close together, but we are so far apart
Ed Yourdon:
We don't realize that when we're staring at our cellphones, guys all around can ogle us without getting caught...
Ed Yourdon:
Gaaah! My boyfriend just told the world he's breaking up with me, on Facebook...
Ed Yourdon:
I'm calling my boyfriend. I want to know why he's not here with me...
Ed Yourdon:
Thank you, Mama, and Happy New Year to you, too. But would you mind if I called you back, like, tomorrow?
Ed Yourdon:
My girlfriend just IM'ed me from home: "I can see you on the TV monitor - would you please take off that stupid hat?"
Ed Yourdon:
Hey! You in the funny hat! I'm sending you a text message, 'cause I'm too shy to talk to you...
Ed Yourdon:
Dear Bobby: there's this fabulous blue trash can I want to bring back to my college dorm. Could you come help me?
Ed Yourdon:
I just love to talk to you on the phone ... but maybe sometime we should try a real face-to-face conversation...
Ed Yourdon:
Restaurant etiquette
Ed Yourdon:
What did these people do before there were cell phones?