Bay M: Ooh err missus.
Bay M: The balls one.
Bay M: I think he might have wished for a one foot willy.
Bay M: What is that dog doing to him!
Bay M: No lead in my pencil
Bay M: How about a suck then.
Bay M: There is a light that did go out.
Bay M: Thats a lot of milk!
Bay M: From up the tower
Bay M: Cheeky sod.
Bay M: If it had been a statue of me,he'd have a broken foot now.
Bay M: Not funny at all really.
Bay M: The things they used to get away with
Bay M: Hemsby olden days