A-Wix: Flat top
A-Wix: I survived #7.
A-Wix: I've never been to Arizona.
A-Wix: Letting my hair down.
A-Wix: Colle e?
A-Wix: Frighteningly real.
A-Wix: I see you seeing me.
A-Wix: Me.
A-Wix: Smoochin' the statue.
A-Wix: Me and my mother-in-law.
A-Wix: "Hi honey, I made it to Maastricht."
A-Wix: In the absence of coworkers and normal business etiquette...
A-Wix: Everyone else was doing it.
A-Wix: Local shut-in shuns all personal hygiene
A-Wix: What?
A-Wix: I am very fast when I sit.
A-Wix: My chin.
A-Wix: Snap.
A-Wix: Stilts run in the family
A-Wix: I am too drunk on wine
A-Wix: Whoops
A-Wix: Plotting, waiting
A-Wix: Please, ladies. Calm down. I'm a happily married man.
A-Wix: My new nose
A-Wix: My left knee
A-Wix: One more time
A-Wix: She wiggled and sneezed and then spit up.
A-Wix: How much do you want to bet...