wickedneuron:
"I brought back a little surprise for the Dominion." Loving this Amazon Prime streaming video app.
wickedneuron:
Byobatmobile.
wickedneuron:
He's laughing because I told him that goatees go to my chest to die.
wickedneuron:
I think this fortune is about buying more surge protectors for the house.
wickedneuron:
Born to multitask.
wickedneuron:
The boy and the flowers soon parted.
wickedneuron:
Every so often he gives me a look that scares me. #thatsmyboy
wickedneuron:
That boy's pupils be dilated.
wickedneuron:
You'll never get anything out of me, coppers!
wickedneuron:
Don't mind the creepy train heads in the lower right.
wickedneuron:
All of these people in my house are NOT mowing the lawn.
wickedneuron:
I gotta teach this kid about landscape mode.
wickedneuron:
No, my son. You have NOT just built Lightning McQueen.
wickedneuron:
They're pondering how many miles they had to walk through the snow to get to the ice cream store when they were my age.
wickedneuron:
Bipolar.
wickedneuron:
Stiff upper lip.
wickedneuron:
Circling the wagons.
wickedneuron:
Number one Nommer.
wickedneuron:
Hurricane cleaning momma.
wickedneuron:
Doodle day.
wickedneuron:
Momma draws Eva.
wickedneuron:
Maybe next time you won't let Diego the butt scratcher touch your eye.
wickedneuron:
How's that for some pre planned math? #TrajectorySuccessfullyPlanned
wickedneuron:
I was feeling bad for the lady who had to bring my food in the rain. Then the power went out and I didn't know if my food was ever coming. #FuckYouColonel
wickedneuron:
Something about Chewbacca telling Diesel to bite the Volkswagen.