wibbly pig: Presents, presents presents!
wibbly pig: but does it have money in it?
wibbly pig: OMGZLOLZROLFMAZOWTF ITS A HORSE
wibbly pig: Well ... obviously!
wibbly pig: Special treat!
wibbly pig: MORE PRESENTS!
wibbly pig: I shall call him ... IAN!
wibbly pig: What?
wibbly pig: Frankly i'm confused ...
wibbly pig: Wibbly! Wibbly Jelly!!!!!
wibbly pig: Having my cake ...
wibbly pig: ... And eating it!