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I won't pose even though I'm a model
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Here's a brochure, now go away
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Random Auto Show fans
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Everyone face away from me exept you old man!
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Happy Hummer girls
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Girls always smile at me like this when I accidentally leave my zipper down
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Professional grade
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Which will cost more, the car or the divorce
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Show me your look away Emo pose
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Since there's only two seats one of you will have to sit on my lap
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You can still look at me even if you don't like my jokes
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Model photographed from paparazzi distance
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Gratuitous extra paparrazi photo
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As close as I will ever get to a Lambo
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They're still smiling b/c it's only day 1 of the show
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Here's what they look like 0.5 seconds later
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...and a full 1 second later
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What I would wish my final memory would be if I were to be run over by a car
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Girls like guys with really big lenses
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Soon they will ask if they can take my picture
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One last pic before I go
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"Oh hi John what are you doing here?"
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Cuter than cars any day
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Background dudes laughing at the suit trying to keep his eyes looking up
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Found a legit reason to look down?