Velvet is: Photography: Don't drop the soap. I mean, the hat.
Velvet is: Photography: I love absolutely everything that's happening in this picture.
Velvet is: Photography: Least flattering picture ever. I don't care. I have my pink champagne. :-)
Velvet is: Photography: Would Yertle like to come and play?
Velvet is: Photography: Why, yes. Yes, Yertle would like to say hello.
Velvet is: Photography: This picture explains a whole lot.
Velvet is: Photography: Jeremy lols with his Instinct.
Velvet is: Photography: He used to play baseball.
Velvet is: Photography: It only looks like he was being shy.
Velvet is: Photography: I wiillll flexxxx. Behind your baaaack.
Velvet is: Photography: What is it about my house that makes boys want to show their muscles?
Velvet is: Photography: My camera was almost as drunk as he was at this point, hence the out of focus-ness.
Velvet is: Photography: JoshuaTree_20090228_58-5
Velvet is: Photography: Nate in Joshua Tree