trixiebedlam:
A for Angina in fatal progression
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B for Botulism, at the delicatessen
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C is for Candy ingested with razors
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D is for Donut defended by lasers
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E for E. coli turned peritonitis
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F is for Fruit full of fresh meningitis
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G is for Gout from a protien-rich source
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H is for Hemlock, cheaper than a divorce
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I is for Insulin, over-injected
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J is for Juice, pasteurized uninspected
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K for Kwashiorkor, distending dramatically
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L is for Liver, infected hepatically
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M is for Malnutrition; numbers rivaled by none
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N for Nightshade claims less, but still gets the job done
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O for Obesity, far beyond "curvy"
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P is for Pirate, marauded by scurvy
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Q is for Quarantine; cure for all seasons
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R is for Reflux with internal lesions
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S is for Shellfish left out overnight
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T is for Trichinella, VIP-arasite
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U is for Ulcer, impairing digestion
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V is for Virus of the lower intestine
trixiebedlam:
W is for Werewolf preparing for dinner
trixiebedlam:
X for the anoreXic gone too far getting thinner
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Y is for Yolk, salmonella-infested
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Z is for Zombie; you will now be digested