TR4NSLATOR: oban rock melt
TR4NSLATOR: birthing the clearest ice yet.
TR4NSLATOR: snowtrak
TR4NSLATOR: the iOS7 shuffle
TR4NSLATOR: JFK ✈️ SFO with some east coast flavor in tow.
TR4NSLATOR: enjoying unexpected synergy between my steel bed and ipad smart cover.
TR4NSLATOR: how many GB² is enough?
TR4NSLATOR: mourning another victim in the senseless war on christmas.
TR4NSLATOR: reading the fine print on this seltzer.
TR4NSLATOR: into this matzoh pastrami ramen mashup.
TR4NSLATOR: peering into aēsop. i knew they were raking it in, but man.
TR4NSLATOR: hip to dr. zizmor's best-kept skincare secret: use stock photos of yourself from the 80s.
TR4NSLATOR: facebook's graph search
TR4NSLATOR: hanging on to the end of the season.
TR4NSLATOR: not sure how alamo's mustang convertible upsells are converting.
TR4NSLATOR: singing karaoke sf startup style.
TR4NSLATOR: impressed with conference badges these days. also, trying a new panda name on for size.
TR4NSLATOR: almost there...
TR4NSLATOR: mating stateside for the first time.
TR4NSLATOR: JFK ✈ SFO, but unsure which is the better souvenir to bring.
TR4NSLATOR: ENTERING TO EXIT
TR4NSLATOR: chafing at premature menu denormalization.
TR4NSLATOR: glad ikea has the courage to honestly simulate your disheveled lifestyle.
TR4NSLATOR: cooking in a prewar apartment, step 1.
TR4NSLATOR: unclear whether tourists at this nyc water stand realize they're drinking from a fire hydrant.
TR4NSLATOR: sensing a history major stuck writing in-flight game blurbs.
TR4NSLATOR: dropping by the pastel de nata mothership on the way out of lisbon.
TR4NSLATOR: seeing portuguese but reading LOLspeak.
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