thills1988:
You may have a heart of gold.. but so does a hard-boiled egg
thills1988:
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell
thills1988:
Egg on your face..
thills1988:
Concentrate; put all your eggs in one basket, and watch that basket...
thills1988:
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
thills1988:
Mate monkey
thills1988:
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it
thills1988:
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg
thills1988:
It is very hard to shave an egg..
thills1988:
Eggy
thills1988:
I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes
thills1988:
I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs
thills1988:
Look
thills1988:
With Mum and Dad