The Real Chrisparkle: Musee d'Orsay
The Real Chrisparkle: Playing hard to get
The Real Chrisparkle: Hey fishie, that tickles!
The Real Chrisparkle: One of the more "avant garde" living statues on the Champs Elysées
The Real Chrisparkle: That woman's running off with my clothes...
The Real Chrisparkle: Happy skippy!
The Real Chrisparkle: Yes, I am looking at you very condescendingly indeed.
The Real Chrisparkle: Onyx... I mean, onyx, come on!! We both feel so 70s...
The Real Chrisparkle: Not hard to see how the Musée d'Orsay was once a train station
The Real Chrisparkle: And tell me again, why I had to take my clothes off in front of all your friends....?
The Real Chrisparkle: Come in Number 6, your time is up
The Real Chrisparkle: Goddam Jagerbombs....
The Real Chrisparkle: 98...99...100, coming, ready or not!
The Real Chrisparkle: "Do you ever get that feeling you're being followed?..."
The Real Chrisparkle: What do you make of the new neighbours, Nefertiti? I think they're a trifle "Bohemian".