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Omg! What did I get? An alcoholic doll? And naked!
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*puking* Bluargh eww, what was THAT?!
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Oh my head! I feel awful. What's going on? Where am I? Where's my drink?
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What the hell!? Is THAT our new friend Molly, the precious Goldie mom's been talking about?
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Amateur night at the local bar
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Very late Monday night, or early Tuesday morning
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Wednesday Night
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Thursday afternoon...Smooch...
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Dude: Oh Molly, this must be love!
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Did someone say love?! Eek!
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Friday. Another day, another guy.
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So is he the father? What's the big deal then?
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No!? Him!??!! Molly, no way! Somebody, call Peta or Animalia!
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Saturday night and Molly's got another guy. No, wait! That's not a boy! That's a girl!
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Molly is getting very anxious - She's practically tried all of her tricks on this guy and nothing is happening!
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Few weeks and many guys later - "...and then something for headache, too"
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Molly: I need to eat for two, right? (make it more like three or four, but at least she's not drinking or partying)
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Can somebody please bring me chocolate pudding! And change the channel.
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Honey, I think the baby wants...
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Honey, the baby tells me it wants mommy to have that bracelet and those earrings. And that Mab Graves pendant, too. But hurry, I need to pee.
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Molly: Omg! My water broke! I'm having the baby! Kevin: Eek!! Baby! Eeeek!! We're having the baby!! Ambulance!
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Kevin: Here's your coat, I'm calling the ambulance. Are you okay? I'm so excited!" Molly: Just give me a break. I just had to pee really bad. Kevin: ---
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Molly's water broke!
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!!!PAIN!!!
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HELP!! EVEN MORE PAIN! I'm going to die!!!!!!!!
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Kevin!! What the f**k you think you're doing?!! Get lost! Die! I'm going to kill your shitty camera! And that smile! What the f**k are you smiling about!
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Today's Special! Now with even more PAIN!!
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Just. Kill. Me. Please.
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ag·o·ny noun \ˈa-gə-nē\ : extreme mental or physical pain
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Okay boys and girls! Here we go! It's time to....PUSH! Push Molly! Push!!
