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step 1: the ingredients
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step 2: you better have a mom by this point
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step 3: if you are doing this without a mom i am going to mess you up
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step four: screw that
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step five: now put it on the stove
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step six: wait for-fucking-ever
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step seven: get more friends
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step eight: begin reverting to childhood
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step nine: juggle a camera and a hot piece of metal
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step ten: gauge how much you want people to hate you in an hour
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step eleven: you can get artsy if you want
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step twelve: as i am typing this, the espresso is kicking in
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step thirteen: scoop some froth with your finger
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step fourteen: drink that shit