tby: Mini Ron is hacking your Linux
tby: Mini Ron is challenging you to a game of chess
tby: Mini Ron is demanding more Linux products
tby: Mini Ron is turning in his expense report
tby: Mini Ron is building a server
tby: Mini Ron is talking about Tivoli database corruption
tby: Mini Ron is provisioning your server
tby: Mini Ron is racking your server
tby: Mini Ron is watching your bandwidth
tby: Mini Ron is monitoring your ports
tby: Mini Ron is checking your SAN
tby: Mini Ron is checking your RAID
tby: Mini Ron is guarding your EPO
tby: Mini Ron is watching you!
tby: Mini Ron is scoring some Coke.
tby: Mini Ron is clocking out for a smoke break
tby: Mini Ron is lounging
tby: Mini Ron is being eaten by my car!
tby: Mini Ron helps make the sale!
tby: Mini Ron salutes veterans
tby: Mini Ron has a posse and Jesus is his copilot
tby: Oh noes!!! Mini Ron has been captured by robots!