You can't prove it:
"Complete lack of run support? Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it go..."
You can't prove it:
"I'm the orange Giant mofo"
You can't prove it:
Rowand in the lineup despite a particularly nasty bout of stomach flu: gamer -or- And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint
You can't prove it:
Paging George Brett
