stupidmommy: centaur
stupidmommy: not my kids!
stupidmommy: pigeon-toed
stupidmommy: they really do love each other
stupidmommy: bricks
stupidmommy: boring everybody to tears
stupidmommy: airborne
stupidmommy: she loves her "fip fops"
stupidmommy: Daddy goes too far
stupidmommy: Kirby mugging
stupidmommy: damn fleas!
stupidmommy: a guy named Rob
stupidmommy: he wasn't really sunburned
stupidmommy: in Daddy's arms
stupidmommy: one of those curly twigs