strph: Rule #1: Shoot Her From Above
strph: Rule #2: Never Shoot a Fat Girl From Below
strph: Rule #3: Never Shoot the Profile
strph: Rule #4: Never Let Her Wink
strph: Rule #7: Never Catch Her Slouching on the Couch.
strph: Broccoli...? WHAT BROCCOLI?
strph: Wanna hitch a ride? [17/365]
strph: OK, one last bite... [19/365]
strph: grrrr
strph: me, not really shopping