Stilgherrian:
"Wait for me," says Taiga.
Stilgherrian:
"It's still a bit wet out here."
Stilgherrian:
"The puddles are annoying, but the reflections are pretty."
Stilgherrian:
"I can hear currawongs in the forest."
Stilgherrian:
"Oh that's right, it's a long walk for someone with four stumpy legs."
Stilgherrian:
You can't see it yet, boys and girls, but Taiga is worried that it'll soon be dark.
Stilgherrian:
Oh, shit!"
Stilgherrian:
"Hurry up!"
Stilgherrian:
"Bliss."
Stilgherrian:
Here's @abcnews24 disappearing up Taiga's arse in the sickening Mandela death-wish