Stevekin: Damn, this sentry duty is so boring
Stevekin: Howling at the, um, cars
Stevekin: Take a photo of this !
Stevekin: You distract him and I'll jab him up the bum !
Stevekin: I said you would be sent to the naughty corner if you did that
Stevekin: What ?
Stevekin: I'm ready for my close-up
Stevekin: Bit bored
Stevekin: Yep, I'm in charge
Stevekin: And they said we couldn't have a tin opener ?
Stevekin: I've gotta find me a tin opener
Stevekin: Alright you 'orrible lot, stick those chests out
Stevekin: Psst, wanna swap your wife for me
Stevekin: Go on, give us a kiss
Stevekin: You want some ?
Stevekin: Mam, they're kicking off again
Stevekin: I hate the bloody peak traffic hour
Stevekin: Okay, how cute am I ?
Stevekin: Got my eye on you
Stevekin: Getting a bit wet :-o
Stevekin: Aaaarrrrrrrgh !!!
Stevekin: Why didn't I read the last line before going on
Stevekin: Nope, can't see the kids anywhere love
Stevekin: Anyone else swallowed some of this bilge ?