The Sage of Shadowdale: Good luck getting home
The Sage of Shadowdale: Snorkle $5... Floaties $10... Flippers $15... The look on her face...priceless!
The Sage of Shadowdale: Whacha lookin at buddy?
The Sage of Shadowdale: So, how was your day today?
The Sage of Shadowdale: Lucky it was hot today
The Sage of Shadowdale: Tourist Entertainment
The Sage of Shadowdale: You want me to do what?
The Sage of Shadowdale: The Buck's Night Begins
The Sage of Shadowdale: Like a Lamb to the Slaughter
The Sage of Shadowdale: Hand Cuffed With Cable Ties