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While posing for the school photographer, Evelyn realized she was due for a bikini wax...
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Even at age 4, little Lance would "clutch the pearls" when surprised...
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Early Low-Tech GPS system for finding Bali Hai
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"Billy, stop teasing the bear - one of these days he's gonna bite you!"
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Even Charles Manson enjoyed family BBQs
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Ted must have seen Easy Rider 87 times. He's now a CPA in Des Moines...
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OK Kids, now that we have you all here together, who wants to get in the gas fireplace first? Times are hard on Mom and Dad right now. We apologize in advance...
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Though Norman was adept at crafting, his display skills needed tweaking
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Doris could have died when she saw the print - Cousin Tim purposely placed her in front of the dried floral arrangement!
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For Sale - 18BR / 33.5BA / 18 LA / pool / 16 carriage garage/ quarters / moat / dungeon / lush landscaping / too many amenities to list! Needs paint. Motivated Seller.
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The road trip to Arizona showed a side of Uncle Ned that raised family eyebrows for decades...
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Haha I 'bout peed myself when that bird dropped a load on Gramma's bouffant!
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"Yep, the women in our family are known for wearing tasteful shells, shifts and blouses!
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The Nelsons spared no expense when providing clean, safe play areas for their adored offspring
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Ruth hated family dinners - too formal, stuffy and staid for her taste
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Twins Tina and Sheena could always be found with their faces buried in some guy's lap
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Oh swell - he's gonna grow up to be a toothless, wife-beating slob souse like his old man. Shoulda tied my tubes...
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It later struck Agnes odd that both her boys wanted purses JUST like Mommie's...
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Match the child to the affliction - you have 30 seconds
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Honestly Beverly, it's beautiful, but when I said I wanted a bass boat, I should have given you more detailed specifications
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The Depths of Pedro's self-aggrandizement were bottomless
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Pedro's Sombrero Diner and Discotheque
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Part of Pedro's Megalomaniacal, Egocentric World
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Thank God Grampa lived long enough to see Olivia wed
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Well Cyrus, we could use a new sidewalk, but these roadside places are always a rip-off. Let's order online...
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23 cents a gallon - outrageous!!!! Why, that's highway robbery. I'm getting a bicycle
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Before Child Labor laws, unscrupulous bosses could exploit young workers mercilessly
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The back seats were bigger then, but you had more armor to penetrate
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Even at 87, Anne Miller will show up for a tractor pull, supermarket opening or bar mitzvah...
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Grannie's got a SWEET new ride!
