OceanBaby-in-SLC:
"Inhale. Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can." SAINT GUT-FREE
OceanBaby-in-SLC:
"It’s nothing personal when bombs explode. Or when a gunman in a stadium takes a hostage. When the Net Monitor shows a special alert, any television station is going to toss to the talent on the national feed coming through." MISS AMERICA
OceanBaby-in-SLC:
It’s true, that first hour awake, you want to catch up with the rest of the world. But her new rule is: No radio. No television. No newspaper. Cold turkey." LADY BAGLADY
OceanBaby-in-SLC:
"Please understand. Nobody here is defending what Cora did." DIRECTOR DENIAL
OceanBaby-in-SLC:
"It was the summer people quit complaining about the price of gasoline. The summer when they stopped bitching about what shows were on television. " SISTER VIGILANTE
OceanBaby-in-SLC:
"If she could hear, if she’d just listen, I’d tell her it’s okay to kill me. I’d even tell her how." AGENT TATTLETALE
OceanBaby-in-SLC:
"First is a crackle of static, then a woman’s loud voice, saying, “Good news, girlfriend.” Coming out of the little wire-mesh speaker, it’s Shirlee, the night guard, her voice saying, “Chances look good you might get laid in this lifetime." MISS SNEEZY
OceanBaby-in-SLC:
"Just so you know, you make a great knife. An excellent knife. It’s tough enough doing professional kitchen work without tolerating a bad knife." CHEF ASSASIN
OceanBaby-in-SLC:
"Don’t laugh, but in aromatherapy, they warn you never to light a lemon-cinnamon candle at the same time you light a clove candle and a cedar-nutmeg candle. They just don’t tell you why . . ." MOTHER NATURE