sosostris: Wooly was born
sosostris: I still took third
sosostris: This is why I didn't marry Denny. :P
sosostris: What a nice thing to wake up to.
sosostris: *sob*
sosostris: Whew, I thought wild dogs might have gotten her somehow
sosostris: Teaching kids life lessons through video games...
sosostris: Yup, I picked her up and tossed her every day!
sosostris: A Sad Day on the Ranch
sosostris: How will I carry on without my chicken!?!
sosostris: Everyone loves me when I bring them food
sosostris: 3 Adult Sheep = Sun Stone!
sosostris: What does she do in the morning now?
sosostris: Uh oh. I think Charlie just asked in guy speak if Eliza thought he was fat
sosostris: The headband only makes you look a little pudgy...
sosostris: *grumble*
sosostris: You were supposed to lie!
sosostris: Woah! Eliza goes all demonic
sosostris: whoa
sosostris: Charlie will inherit his dad's store. I spend lots of money there...
sosostris: I has soybeans?
sosostris: Where is the genie from AC?...
sosostris: Oh tiny ray of hope
sosostris: WTF? Couldn't you want a pony like normal girls?
sosostris: (buy her a cheap tiara Charlie! You can do it!)
sosostris: *breathes fire*
sosostris: (I'm telling you, cheap tiara!!)
sosostris: but but
sosostris: *sigh*
sosostris: Another Sad Day on the Ranch