dcapistrano: Once upon a time I met a girl on MySpace...
dcapistrano: ... we hit it off and hung out a few times, then went on a walking date on the Chelsea pier...
dcapistrano: ... we had a lot of fun but for some reason things didn't mesh...
dcapistrano: ... I started dating other people and we ended up being excellent friends for two years... I even drove her to the hospital when she had her second child...
dcapistrano: ... one day we had a fight and we never spoke again. Everything has an expiration date.