SmackNally: back away from the product, reverend. back away from the product.
SmackNally: church of wha?
SmackNally: testify
SmackNally: putting the odd back in god
SmackNally: change-a-lujah
SmackNally: we believe in the god that people who don't believe in god believe in
SmackNally: strange-a-lujah
SmackNally: the shopocalypse is upon us