skyfaller:
I really like to eat green crabs and blue clams in a speedo.
skyfaller:
He watched the pretty car wash attendant from the bushes.
skyfaller:
Everyone's a VIP to someone
skyfaller:
I shoved so many hotdogs in my mouth that I suddenly felt like I had to pee.
skyfaller:
Putting sunscreen on friends is awkward.
skyfaller:
I could tell, even on that short acquaintance, that thinking was always going to be a bother to her.
skyfaller:
the bat excretes cans of tuna and decomposed underwear.
skyfaller:
Once upon a time there was this weird shoe, and Batman was really scared of it.
skyfaller:
Microsoft produces high quality and very reliable software.
skyfaller:
A picture is worth 644 words.
skyfaller:
Sam buys a drink for a Notre Dame football player lookalike.
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There is no spoon, fork, or knife