short&plastic:
"Like I tell you every afternoon, Mrs. Fairfield, cats don't like tea."
short&plastic:
"You have no room to judge bathing habits, Mrs. Fairfield."
short&plastic:
"You have no room to judge bathing habits, Mrs. Fairfield."
short&plastic:
"It was worth getting up early, Mrs. Fairfield."
short&plastic:
"Requests, Mrs. Fairfield?"
short&plastic:
"The usual, Mrs. Fairfield. Pepperoni, with anchovies on your half."
short&plastic:
"In nature, Mrs. Fairfield, it's important to be observant..."
short&plastic:
"Pretty sure, Mrs. Fairfield, that's our cue to go home."
short&plastic:
Dinner with a friend.
short&plastic:
"Fill it, please. Mrs Fairfield and I are on an adventure."
short&plastic:
"Is this the kind you like, Mrs. Fairfield?"
short&plastic:
Christmas Dinner
short&plastic:
"I am NOT reckless, Mrs. Fairfield!"
short&plastic:
"They're called 'New Year's Resolutions', Mrs. Fairfield. They only last a few weeks, at most."
short&plastic:
"Pick whatever you like, Mrs. Fairfield."
short&plastic:
"Well, here goes..."
short&plastic:
"Well, Mrs. Fairfield, what do you think?"
short&plastic:
"Hold still, Mrs. Fairfield."
short&plastic:
...
short&plastic:
"Tourist spots are better without the tourists, Mrs. Fairfield. But they always leave reminders."
short&plastic:
"Mrs. Fairfield, we have company!"
short&plastic:
"Some thoughts, Mrs. Fairfield, just naturally require more thinking than others."
short&plastic:
"Now remember, Mrs. Fairfield: pet ownership is a big responsibility."
short&plastic:
Thinkin'
short&plastic:
"Please wait out here, Mrs. Fairfield. Banks are scary, and do not appreciate cats."
short&plastic:
"Well, won't Mrs. Fairfield be surprised?"
short&plastic:
"We have a new home, Mrs Fairfield!"
short&plastic:
"No, Mrs. Fairfield, the koi are not a buffet."
short&plastic:
"It's still tea, Mrs. Fairfield. And you still don't like it."