the origin of shoeism: She was so happy to put her single days behind her
the origin of shoeism: She got ready by herself
the origin of shoeism: I now pronounce you ketchup, and sugar
the origin of shoeism: They stared at each other in horror -- the fork had intervened after all!
the origin of shoeism: "Do you Sugar, take this Ketchup to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
the origin of shoeism: The knife officiated
the origin of shoeism: He tried on her veil
the origin of shoeism: She wore a veil of cream and butter
the origin of shoeism: The twins wore capes to the wedding
the origin of shoeism: They decided to get married
the origin of shoeism: Pretty sure the sugar was minding its own business
the origin of shoeism: Wandering eye
the origin of shoeism: They were getting intimate
the origin of shoeism: Suddenly, the knife got between them
the origin of shoeism: They agreed to remain friends
the origin of shoeism: They watched it all happen
the origin of shoeism: She pulled in close
the origin of shoeism: Their eyes met across the table
the origin of shoeism: Fork and sugar at it again
the origin of shoeism: The ketchup and the sugar saga
the origin of shoeism: Knife, spoon
the origin of shoeism: They're doing it
the origin of shoeism: Momentarily bored
the origin of shoeism: If he can reach the ceiling...